Vacationing Scribe Pillows

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

Business Vacation.

Waiting Room For Godot.

John takes a personivacation.

A writer goes sailing.

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

'What luck!'

"So... how was Disneyland?"

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

'What I did on summer vacation. In a word - video games.'

"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything."

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

". . . And if we all look to our left, we can see exactly what we saw an hour ago."

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

"Mr De Winter, please! How am I supposed to portrait you if you keep doing this?"

Writing a letter

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

Ibiza Reunion - "Remember us? The Patersons?"

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'