Vacation Chronicler Pillows

'And here are some more photos of my luggage on the carousel.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

The killing of journalists

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

A captive bear is very compliant for a photo opportunity.

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

'What I did on summer vacation. In a word - video games.'

"I think it's a bit late in the evening, Harold, to tell them about your watershed experience."

"So... how was Disneyland?"

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

"Have you tried Trip Advisor?"

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

'How much longer will you be working on your autobiography, Shelly?'

'And as the sun sets over the hills.'

"I'm reading a crummy mystery about robots taking over the internet...a real bot boiler."

"What this book lacks in content it more than makes up for in the reflective quality of its pages."

'I'm just curious as to why you've only worked here a total of 15 minutes, and you've already put in for a 5-week vacation.'

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

"Day 573 of the project: Let's just say there are many, many, many, many ants and leave it at that."

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

Ibiza Reunion - "Remember us? The Patersons?"

'I lost my virginity and my identity on the same night.'

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

'Back home! Now I can get on with my holiday reading.'

'For the view I wouldn't come here'