Travel Diary Keeper Pillows

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Professional woman in pub

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

'Lost Diary'

Scenes from a Vacation

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Animal immigration

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

Thin and thick

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Gigolo Diary

The Photographer

The baby born with a middle-aged brain. Darn it, I left the womb to get something … Now, what was it?

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

Tourists

The casual selfie

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

"I'm keeping a diary. If ever there is a court case I don't want to have to rely on my memory!"

Mystic's Diary

Day 74 of lockdown and the only entries left in the diary are which days to put the bins out.

Ten years! I told you not to ask if he had photos from his odyssey. Cyclops again … Cyclops again … oh, those are the Sirens …

"Nothing much happened today"

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'

Island circus