Vacation Chronicler Mugs

'And here are some more photos of my luggage on the carousel.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

The killing of journalists

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

A captive bear is very compliant for a photo opportunity.

There's always so much catching up to do after vacation.

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

"So... how was Disneyland?"

"I think it's a bit late in the evening, Harold, to tell them about your watershed experience."

"Did you get the Gundersons' pics of their Caribbean cruise?"

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"Have you tried Trip Advisor?"

'What I did on summer vacation. In a word - video games.'

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

"What this book lacks in content it more than makes up for in the reflective quality of its pages."

'And as the sun sets over the hills.'

'How much longer will you be working on your autobiography, Shelly?'

"I'm reading a crummy mystery about robots taking over the internet...a real bot boiler."

'I'm just curious as to why you've only worked here a total of 15 minutes, and you've already put in for a 5-week vacation.'

"Day 573 of the project: Let's just say there are many, many, many, many ants and leave it at that."

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

Ibiza Reunion - "Remember us? The Patersons?"

'I lost my virginity and my identity on the same night.'

'Back home! Now I can get on with my holiday reading.'