Vacation Storytellers Mugs

"What this book lacks in content it more than makes up for in the reflective quality of its pages."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

Staycation Photos

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

The Month of June

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

The aviation experts come out to play

"Who wants to go first?"

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."