Vacation Reviewer Mugs

"Have you tried Trip Advisor?"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bad fake tan day.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Fight or Flight

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Tourists in Egypt

Sunbathers.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Beach hats

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Well Earned Vacation"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Energy saving mode

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Segregated Beach

Summertime.