Vacation Reviewer T-Shirts

"Have you tried Trip Advisor?"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Sunbathers.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Tourists in Egypt

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Beach hats

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Segregated Beach

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Well Earned Vacation"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Energy saving mode

Summertime.

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home