Poetic Vacationer Pillows

John takes a personivacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Newton's vacation

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Overdoing it.

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Scene on the English coast.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Seaside

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

1930's bather.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

Easter Island.

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Hiker and the Rodents.

Academics At the Beach

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat