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John takes a personivacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Newton's vacation

Overdoing it.

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Scene on the English coast.

Seaside

1930's bather.

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

Easter Island.

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Hiker and the Rodents.

Academics At the Beach

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat