Island-bound Scribes Pillows

'What luck!'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

A writer goes sailing.

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

'How long have you been submitting novels, Grandad?'

And as the sun sets over the hills...

Monks form copier service.

Desert Island Gossipping

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

Writers strike.

Writing a letter

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

'Bay-owulf.'

Ink floating in a paper boat

'You know it takes time to write a novel.'

'Put it in writing!'

The Grave of the Manuscript

"The GPS is great! It has the latest maps from Europe, North America and from Swedish furniture stores."

"Dear Diary - Today has been . . . er. . . the. . . um. . . most recent day in my life. . ."