Vacation Prose Gifts

Seaside Rescues

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

Beach con-man.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Holiday time.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bad fake tan day.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Pina Coladas

Daughters on the beach

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Fight or Flight

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Surf Casting