Nature Scribe Gifts

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"I like to stay on top of things."

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

'Researching the opossum article.'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

A writer goes sailing.

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"Your ecosystem is pretty well shot, have you considered giving up humans?"

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

"She's had work."

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"Scientists say that this will be the most outrageous summer in 500 years..."

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

The World of People

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

Bad Cheetah!!!

'Snap that line!!...'

'I've been doing a home study course. Now I can echo in three languages!'

"Mr De Winter, please! How am I supposed to portrait you if you keep doing this?"

King Cnut attempts to stop the tide from coming in and destroying his sandcastle.

Raccoon Camp Nights

Man sees 'Potatoes next left' sign, then car is hit by avalanche of potatoes.