Nature Writer Gifts

'Researching the opossum article.'

"First time pruning?"

The Food Chain

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"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

"I like to stay on top of things."

Maria Sibylla Merian

Coot on a jetty

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

People Planet.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

F. Chopin

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

"How long have you felt like a man trapped in the body of an alligator?"

"I have this overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood."

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

"Your ecosystem is pretty well shot, have you considered giving up humans?"

God's Kitchen

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved