Uv Protection Guru Gifts

Snowman with Sunblock

'How fast can you hype?'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

AI Safety Officer

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Beware of Everything

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"We did our best for your husband but his poor old health insurance was too weak..."

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

Nice park. . .

Safest Airline in The World

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

The Future of Flight?

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'