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Snowman with Sunblock

'How fast can you hype?'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

AI Safety Officer

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"We did our best for your husband but his poor old health insurance was too weak..."

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Beware of Everything

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Nice park. . .

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Safest Airline in The World

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

The Future of Flight?

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

'It's an old work injury.'