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'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

The Anti-Agent

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

CCTV in church.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

'What SPF do you use?'

Service plan 24-7

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

Watching The Watchers.

"You must be the new barmaid."

Sunbloc 1000

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

At the animal perfume fair.

Snowman with Sunblock

Sun may cause cancer.

Sunlamp causing a radiation shadow on the wall.

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

CCTV in operation.

Got anything in high definition?

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

"You've got humans."

Video Camera Love.

'If we're going to do this on the NHS, I shall have to install a CCTV camera inside your head...'

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'