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Sunlamp causing a radiation shadow on the wall.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Subatomic particles

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

"Here's the problem."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

'Well that's certainly new!'

"No Littering" sign in space.

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'Greetings Earthling, I come in peace.'

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

'What SPF do you use?'

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Wrong pills

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

"He doesn't seem to grasp the historical significance of this moment."

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

Sunbloc 1000

"Let's get our stories straight, was it a really strong twister or a gang of clothes rustlers?"

"Hello I.S.S.? This is Mission Control. We regret to inform you that you're all being sent back home due to outsourcing."

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

Meanwhile on Earth - Inhabitants Are Doing Everything Humanly Possible.

'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"You can't hide from us!"