Uv Ray Researcher Prints

Sunlamp causing a radiation shadow on the wall.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Subatomic particles

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

"Here's the problem."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

"No Littering" sign in space.

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'Greetings Earthling, I come in peace.'

'What SPF do you use?'

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

"He doesn't seem to grasp the historical significance of this moment."

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

Wrong pills

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

"Hello I.S.S.? This is Mission Control. We regret to inform you that you're all being sent back home due to outsourcing."

Meanwhile on Earth - Inhabitants Are Doing Everything Humanly Possible.

'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

Sunbloc 1000

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

"You can't hide from us!"

Early Space Blunders

"Let's get our stories straight, was it a really strong twister or a gang of clothes rustlers?"