Uv Light Expert Prints

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

The Anti-Agent

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

CCTV in church.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Tax Preparer. I'm working on my client's tax returns. Mars, being the "red planet," is claiming a business operating loss. Jupiter, with all those moons, takes deductions for almost 70 dependents. And earth has no new nations this year ... so no "capitol gains" to declare. Did Mercury lower his taxes? Yeah, he's eligible for a huge solar energy tax credit!

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

'What SPF do you use?'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

Service plan 24-7

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

Watching The Watchers.

"You must be the new barmaid."

Snowman with Sunblock

Sunbloc 1000

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

At the animal perfume fair.

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

Sun may cause cancer.

Sunlamp causing a radiation shadow on the wall.

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

"You've got humans."

Got anything in high definition?

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

CCTV in operation.

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.

CCTV - Suggestions Box

Video Camera Love.