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Big Bang Theory.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

High-gravity baseball

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Slinky Cow World

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Giant Monster in Bath

"You two seem oddly suited."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

A man looks up at the earth

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"Space exploration"

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair