Uv Awareness Advocates T-Shirts

Sun may cause cancer.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Bubbling

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

'What SPF do you use?'

'Put some more lotion on, that sun's burning you.'

Couple sunbathing with paint gloss.

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

Sunburn Smilie

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

Emergency sunscreen.

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

'Did you remember sunscreen?'