Uv Protector T-Shirts

"Never mind ultra violet you're not seeing the sun god wearing those!"

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Privacy - Surveillance

'More government surveillance!'

S.P.F. 1,000

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Statue of Security

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Hope and ______

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Save the termites.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"I only told a few friends."

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