Uv Protector T-Shirts

"Never mind ultra violet you're not seeing the sun god wearing those!"

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Privacy - Surveillance

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'More government surveillance!'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Statue of Security

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Save the termites.

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Hidden Facebook Features

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"I only told a few friends."

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'