Utensil Enthusiast Gifts

Chef carrying his spoon in a case.

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

Corkscrew Attached to Fork

'Could you tell the court if you recognize this.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

The secret lives of household things.

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Swiss Kitchen

How men shop for towels.

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

"He's Britains most eligible Spatula."

Pop-up toaster.

'Office amenities' dangled by 'Leasing agents'

The Spoonish Inquisition - 'Talk or die fork!'

"Mom, call the appliance store. The self-cleaning stove isn't cleaning itself!"

How to Avoid Tears when Peeling Onions

Have you seen this toaster?

'Oh, my wife invented that -- it's for mashing potatoes.'

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

Towels - His / Hers (Colour)

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"

"Dang newfangled electrified dull no-cuttin' knife..."