Utensil Enthusiast Prints

Evolution of the spoon.

Chef carrying his spoon in a case.

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Corkscrew Attached to Fork

'Could you tell the court if you recognize this.'

'I've been having an identity crisis since I came out of the drawer,'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

The secret lives of household things.

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Swiss Kitchen

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

How men shop for towels.

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"He's Britains most eligible Spatula."

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

Archeology Exhibit. When sifting through landfills, future archeologists will identify the immediate post-pandemic period by the abundant, discarded bread makers.

Pop-up toaster.

'Office amenities' dangled by 'Leasing agents'

Have you seen this toaster?

The Spoonish Inquisition - 'Talk or die fork!'

How to Avoid Tears when Peeling Onions

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.