Utensil Collector Prints

"Congrats! It's a spork."

You watch - she'll steer every conversation back to salad.

Well, when I said, "never bring a knife to a gun fight," I figured the spoon and fork were also implied.

'Congratulations. You're the proud parents of a brand new baby spork.'

Forklift truck

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'It's a spork!'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

The Spoonish Inquisition

Swiss excalibur...

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

There's a fork in the road.

Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake

Bananas eye the blender

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."