Utensil Aficionado Gifts

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

"He's Britains most eligible Spatula."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

The Rubber Ball Company

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The Origami Society...

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

The Family Joules: Part 22

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'I can change! I swear!'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

It's more than a mike!

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

LEGO profits.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Br... No Exit

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

"That explains the signature on the floorboard."

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?