Utensil Aficionado Pillows

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

"He's Britains most eligible Spatula."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

The Rubber Ball Company

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The Origami Society...

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'I can change! I swear!'

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

It's more than a mike!

'Jurassic Pork.'

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Br... No Exit

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"That explains the signature on the floorboard."

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."