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'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

'How about a nice saloon?'

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Institutions Controlling Money

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

'Let's get one thing straight. I don't want your money, I want your respect.'

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

'This model comes with F.S.H - P.S. - E.W. - C.C. - A.B.S and B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

Jorgen's quality used Fjords.

Affordable housing

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

One owner, not counting the times it was stolen.

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

Uh-oh, They're evolving!