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'I agree she's a beat up old banger - but what did you expect,sir - Jordan?'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Crap others threw out

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

I love that new elephant smell.

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'