Used Car Lover T-Shirts

"Sure the car has had a fool service history"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Cats on Board.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Route 666

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'