Used Car Lover Mugs

"Sure the car has had a fool service history"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Cats on Board.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Route 666

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'