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Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Man...You age great!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

You had me at vintage.

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Wow!"

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Radiant, yet flammable.

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."