Secondhand Shopper T-Shirts

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Welcome to Yardsale

'Isn't this the couch we sold at our yard sale? The one the cat peed on?'

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Garage Sales Anonymous

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

It's great for pulling the birds!

Crap others threw out

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

House sale.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Only used once

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

All-you-can-wear.

'Teri and I rescued these cabinets from a landfill.'

Wallpapering.

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

"I got them at a car boot sale."

Yard sale.