Second-hand Shopping T-Shirts

Car boot sale - and car shoe sale.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

All-you-can-wear.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Crap others threw out

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I just..."

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Garage Sales Anonymous

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Only used once

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

Ikea for hippies

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

"For my money...any care looks good."

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

Have you installed the heater?

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.