Second-hand Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I bought it at a garage sale."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

It's great for pulling the birds!

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Crap others threw out

Peace on Earth

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"I'd like to make a return."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Garage Sales Anonymous

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

Only used once

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

You'll grow into your sister's hand-me-downs soon enough, dear.

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

All-you-can-wear.

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.