Second-hand Enthusiast Pillows

"I bought it at a garage sale."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I'd like to make a return."

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Garage Sales Anonymous

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Only used once

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

All-you-can-wear.

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"