Secondhand Enthusiast Pillows

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Garage Sale

Only used once

"I bought it back at my wife's garage sale!"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I just..."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Electricity Bills

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Garage Sales Anonymous

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

'I had a hole in my pocket, and I lost the tax surplus!'

All-you-can-wear.

'The economy is tight and so is he.'