Secondhand Enthusiast Pillows

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Garage Sale

Only used once

"I bought it back at my wife's garage sale!"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I just..."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Crap others threw out

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Electricity Bills

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

You'll grow into your sister's hand-me-downs soon enough, dear.

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Garage Sales Anonymous

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

January Sales

'I had a hole in my pocket, and I lost the tax surplus!'