Secondhand Shopping Pillows

Witter

I love Vintage

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Garage Sales Anonymous

Crap from a closet.

"I bought it back at my wife's garage sale!"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I just..."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Crap others threw out

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Only used once

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

Ikea for hippies

"For my money...any care looks good."

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

All-you-can-wear.

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'