Secondhand Shopping Pillows

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I love Vintage

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Garage Sales Anonymous

Crap from a closet.

"I bought it back at my wife's garage sale!"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I just..."

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Only used once

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

All-you-can-wear.

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

Yard sale.

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

"I got them at a car boot sale."

'Isn't this the couch we sold at our yard sale? The one the cat peed on?'