Secondhand Finds Pillows

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

It's great for pulling the birds!

Crap others threw out

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Only used once

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

Garage Sales Anonymous

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

All-you-can-wear.

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

"I got them at a car boot sale."

'Isn't this the couch we sold at our yard sale? The one the cat peed on?'

Yard sale.

I love Vintage

Garbage dump / Used gems.

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

Antique shop with 'the end is near' signs.

Student to other about ragged book: 'Some of these textbooks have really been through the grind.'

"I bought it back at my wife's garage sale!"