Second-hand Shopping Aficionado Pillows

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Online Shopping.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

Crap others threw out

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Add to Basket?

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

Extreme Yard Sale

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Garage Sales Anonymous

Only used once

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

'Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new pair of shoes.'

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"