Second-hand Shopping Aficionado Mugs

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Online Shopping.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Add to Basket?

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Extreme Yard Sale

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Only used once

Garage Sales Anonymous

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

'Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new pair of shoes.'

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

"I couldn't decide what to get you so I got myself a new hat."