Second-hand Shopper Mugs

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

Once a month, Barb sold off all the items her kid's buddies left at her house.

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

Yard sale.

Second-Hand Store a store that has second-hand human hands for sale.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Crap others threw out

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Everything's gone up."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

House sale.

Fashion Mistake.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

Discount Shopping.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'