Second-hand Shopping Mugs

Car boot sale - and car shoe sale.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

All-you-can-wear.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I just..."

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Only used once

Garage Sales Anonymous

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Have you installed the heater?

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

"I got them at a car boot sale."

Yard sale.

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

'A little old lady, eh? That explains why the trunk is full of kitty litter!'

'Isn't this the couch we sold at our yard sale? The one the cat peed on?'