Secondhand Connoisseur Pillows

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Moliere

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

La Dame aux Camelias

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'I want something to make me look younger.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

Only used once

Garage Sales Anonymous

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."