Second-hand Savvy Pillows

For sale

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

It's great for pulling the birds!

Crap others threw out

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Garage Sales Anonymous

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

Only used once

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

All-you-can-wear.

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

Yard sale.

I love Vintage

"I got them at a car boot sale."

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

'Isn't this the couch we sold at our yard sale? The one the cat peed on?'

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

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