Second-hand Shopping Lover T-Shirts

Garbage sale.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

It's great for pulling the birds!

Crap others threw out

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Only used once

Garage Sales Anonymous

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

All-you-can-wear.

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

I love Vintage

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

"I got them at a car boot sale."

Yard sale.

'Isn't this the couch we sold at our yard sale? The one the cat peed on?'

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

"May I suggest a rummage sale for charity instead of a dinner? I've started a new diet."

"I bought it at a garage sale."

"I bought it back at my wife's garage sale!"