Secondhand Aficionado Gifts

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Crap others threw out

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"Wow!"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."