Secondhand Shop Enthusiast Gifts

Flea Market: 'They have everything here but the kitchen sink!'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Second hand furniture.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

It's great for pulling the birds!

Crap others threw out

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Only used once

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Garage Sales Anonymous

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

All-you-can-wear.

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

'He certainly knows how to make a customer feel welcome.'

"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

I love Vintage

'Isn't this the couch we sold at our yard sale? The one the cat peed on?'

Yard sale.

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

The Corner Shop.