Second-hand Car Enthusiasts Prints

'I agree she's a beat up old banger - but what did you expect,sir - Jordan?'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Sailor in Car.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Only used once