Used Car Strategist Pillows

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

'How about a nice saloon?'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Institutions Controlling Money

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

'Let's get one thing straight. I don't want your money, I want your respect.'

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

'This model comes with F.S.H - P.S. - E.W. - C.C. - A.B.S and B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

One owner, not counting the times it was stolen.

Affordable housing

Car Dealer

Jorgen's quality used Fjords.

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."